Have you watched the music video for "Wapakoneta" yet?

If not, well, this is it:

 

Do you see that black shirt with the red roses that I am wearing in the video?  I am giving that away.  I have worn it exactly once.  It has been laundered, and is hanging in my closet, waiting to meet someone new.

If you would like the shirt off my back, all you have to do is join my mailing list.  You can do that by clicking here, or by heading to the home page of this website and scrolling down.  To enter, just add your email address, your first name, and your last name.  That's it.  Simple, right?

I will do a drawing in two weeks from all of the eligible entries, and I'll send the shirt to the winner in the mail.  You'll also get a present right away, just for signing up.